Google AdSense Despises Digg Users
The images speak for themselves. Apparently Digg users can’t get laid with women or men, are bad parents, or masterbait excessively to the Snorg Tees Girl. Is there ANY hope for Diggers?
Google is pretty sure that Digg users can’t talk to women without pissing on themselves or fleeing in terror… They are probably right.
Maybe 98% of Digg users…
Not only does this insult the intelligence the appearance of many Digg users by questioning their handsomeness, but it also insults their intelligence; if you honestly don’t know if you are ugly are not, chances you’re both ugly and stupid.
Google AdSense thinks you aren’t doing such a hot job being a mother. Given that most of the people who use Digg are single men living in a basement, AdSense wins again.
To fully underscore just how sexually incompetent we are, AdSense makes a point of reminding us that Diggers probably can’t score with dudes, either…. AdSense: 3, Digg: 0
Even Kevin Rose can’t help but pile on the laughs at the expense of his own users! He has finally figured out based on thousands of Digg user comments that there is a correlation between excessive masterbation and the Snorg Tees girl.
Apparently there are a lot of lonely, single farmers out there searching for love and Linux on Digg. Hemp farmers perhaps.
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-digg-users/